Mississippi Mudslide

Its when you are wearing shorts and you crap your pants or your shorts I should say.

Henry was bewildered by his own Mississippi Mudslide on hole #9 of the golf course.

by John Conde May 2, 2023

mississippi yank

Pulling something large with a great amount of force.

“I had to give that box a Mississippi Yank just to get it out!

by Mr. mrguy November 21, 2017

Mississippi mud hound

When you are banging McCarthy’s mother in the poop shoot, then clean your dick on her pillow shoving her face in it for being a dirty girl. Don’t confuse it with Mississippi blood hound.

I Gave your mom a Mississippi mud hound, you shouldn’t kiss her. Who’s a bad girl!

by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021

Mississippi veins

When the veins on a penis are very large and branch off like the Mississippi River.

I fucked a guy last night and the veins on his dick were like the Mississippi River.

I heard that Wilson has Mississippi veins on his cock.

by Buttercup$&#^ March 22, 2024

Mississippi River Pee

The Specific water in the Mississippi River

I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs

by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022

Mississippi oyster

The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.

You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster

by Nut smasher August 22, 2021

the mississippi state

a three-way sexual act in which the man poops into a cowbell, then hands it to the woman to do the same. the man dips his schlong into the cowbell, fully coating it in feces. he then sticks the cowbell up his anus, handle first, at which point another man comes up from behind and begins having sex with the cowbell while the other man has sex with the female partner. the first finisher chugs the contents of the cowbell.

“I heard they’re running the mississippi state in mckee hall”
“I haven’t showered since doing the mississippi state last night.”

by B. Ricky November 5, 2025