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Mexican Stroller

A shopping cart. Since Mexican women rarely have a stroller, almost never drive, and have a dozen or so children, they often use shopping carts to wheel their kids around in.
After they are done with their chores, be it going to the welfare office, courthouse, or the supermarket, they Mexican women will abandon the shopping cart on the sidewalk around the corner from their house.
Some of these shopping carts, when left near public bus stops are turned on their sides and sat on by black people as they are waiting for the bus. These are known as a Nigger Bench.
"Why do those beaners leave shopping carts all over the place?"
"They cart their kids around in them, like a Mexican Stroller."
Mexican Stroller by Frank Hotdog November 20, 2007
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Mexican Pancake 

When a man cums on a girls face, lets it dry, then peels it off and feeds it to her.
"Yea i made my girl into a mexican pancake last night"
Mexican Pancake by Raynea December 21, 2008

Mexican Chihuahua 

The act of banging a girl from behind while stealing all of her possesions.
The girl Juan banged was fat, but had a bunch of really nice stuff, so he took her home and performed the Mexican Chihuahua.
Mexican Chihuahua by Darryl Newman January 24, 2007

Mexican Taco

Any vagina that is visibly ridden with STD(s).
I was going to bone her, but then I got too grossed out by her mexican taco.
Mexican Taco by Todays Producer September 14, 2009

Mexican Love Bat 

A type of weapon originating from Mexico. Used to bash people, but in far worse ways than the standard baseball bat. A Mexican Love Bat consists of a normal baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, and than covered in superglue and broken glass. Although little glass remains after a few hits of a soft fleshy target, the barbed wire will still give the person being hit a spiky delight.
That guy just stole my pot, let's show him the Mexican Love Bat.

Mexican Magic Trick 

A random switch from straight to gay that can happen in matter of seconds.
Jose pulled a mexican magic trick on everyone
Mexican Magic Trick by EA MMA October 21, 2010

mexican apartment 

A small platform above a staircase in a house, or any other tiny, inaccessable room.
Pedro couldn't afford the rundown 1-bedroom apartment in the ghetto, so he rented out the Mexican apartment above the Jones' staircase for ten dollars a month.