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by clement parkes March 28, 2008
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poor mans spaghetti

when one takes a massive bowel movement on a downtown city street. he proceeds to let the dump rot in its own filth, until worms or crabs (in special occasions) begin to infest the terd. a homeless man then scoops up the terd thinking it is a tenderly cooked steak ripe for the picking. he takes the dookie and goes to the tallest building in his town and proceed to singe the butt brownie. it should turn black and begin to bubble cooking the anal pie. he proceeds to dine on the delectable dookie.
1. dude he eats poormans spaghetti like i eat taco bell.

2. Child: Mom! I don't wanna eat this, it looks like poor mans spaghetti!

3. Hey, youve had a long day, y dont i whoop us up some poor mans spaghetti!

4. The hobo was unaware of what he was getting into, when he realized, that when he bit into his poor mans spaghetti it tasted as if a yeti had produced his bubbling hellish hershie bar.
by i <3 poor mans spaghetti August 2, 2008
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Mansformer

A person who is, during the day, a man; however, by night, this person actually roams the street corners turning tricks. Unfortunately, he doesn't make too much money, because once the John finds out that his trick has a penis, the mansformer is ejected from the car...in most cases.
Joe: Okay, man. You can't tell anybody about this...

Bob: Okay...what?

Joe: So, uh, last night, I was on Burnside, and I picked up this chick...

Bob: Sweet man, how was she?

Joe: She had a dick bigger than mine...

Bob: What the fuck? I hope you kick his ass!

Joe: Well, this is the part that you can't tell anyone about...

Bob: You fucked a mansformer...faggot.
by Domonic March 30, 2009
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Mansford

A guy who is insecure about everything. Usually lies and exaggerates the truth to make himself look and feel better about himself.
Can you believe that story that guy just said? He's such a mansford.
by Woodland89 September 24, 2011
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Poor mans sleeping pill

A real good swallow blow job when you just cant sleep.
Baby I can sleep, I need a poor mans sleeping pill.
by fresh5 October 12, 2010
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mans-n-them

A boy and his crew (friends)
Eh yo... lets go holla at mans-n-them!
by Jerrica August 26, 2003
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White-mans' casino

White-mans' casino adj. referring to the american stock market.
After losing 25% of my money in that failing annuity I've cashed in all of my mutual funds.I have decided I will no longer play in the white-mans casino.
by Tim Dorsey February 5, 2004
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