Maximizing Joy

A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).

If there is one thing I’m passionate about, it’s live music and maximizing joy.

by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021

Maximum Dippage

Maximum Dippage is where you giving maximum potential

Aka your the shit

She is giving Maximum Dippage

by sheluvs_daryian June 19, 2022

Maxime

The best girlfriend anyone could ever have. She may not admit to it, but it is a fact she’s the most adorable, funny, cute, hot, attractive, cute and amazing person to exist. She’s super sweet and undoubtedly the sweetest person to exist. She’s super likeable and a true eye candy. Her smile is adorable enough to make people called Adam with weird smiles show their weird smile. She’s super talented and the greatest person to exist and whoever is the lucky guy that happens to be her boyfriend is undoubtedly extremely happy and lucky to be with her as nothing is more fun than talking to her and spending time with her. She is a the best person someone could ever meet.

Maxime is 100% without a doubt the hottest person I’ve ever seen. She’s also super nice, kind, sweet and adorable and makes her friends and boyfriend very happy.

by Aqualord November 7, 2018

Maximus

A cool east Indian guy living his life without fear. Stuck in love for a girl he knows he will never get but neither is he giving up. Man has got an issue. Commonly called Horse by his friends. Also, dude plays a lot of video games.

Damn, he is not leaving that women. He is such a maximus.

by _ManiacGamer_ February 19, 2019

gludius maximaphobia

the fear of the gludius maximus(butt,ass)

gludius maximaphobia is a serious problem for many people.

by wewewewewe September 15, 2007

Maximillion

Is a Girl named maxime who is a boss

Its her gangsta name

Maximillion super star

by mloikol April 23, 2012

Gluttoneous Maximus

A jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan ass so large that it must be carefully navigated around. Similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. Always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle

1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?

Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job

Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?

Aaron:Yea its rough

2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats

by mcdizz November 27, 2009