Skip to main content

Mindful Masturbation May

No masturbation. You can do anything as long as you don’t cum, but Blowjobs and Sex are allowed, as long as it’s done by someone other than yourself. Passing will let you move onto Join Jerk June.
Mindful Masturbation May, is NNN for virgins.
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
mugGet the Mindful Masturbation May mug.

Vestal Masturbation

One of the most notorious heavy metal t shirts in history, Cradle of Filth's "Vestal Masturbation" depicts a nude nun pleasuring herself on the front, with the phrase "Jesus Is A Cunt" written in large letters on the back.
His parents were outraged to find out that he had been kicked out of school for wearing his Vestal Masturbation t shirt.
by LemmyForever December 19, 2021
mugGet the Vestal Masturbation mug.

Intellectual masturbation

A conversation with the purpose of confirming or showing off both parties' knowledge in a certain field, without providing new leads or ideas.
They kept jerking each other's brain off in that round of intellectual masturbation about algorithms optimization.
by SollyDMonkey July 3, 2022
mugGet the Intellectual masturbation mug.

tation masturbation

when the warzone rotational aim assist is so stronk that they can use their right hand for some unsavory purposes while they operate the left stick to aim AND move at the same time
damn i just died to this guy while he pulled 1-handed tation masturbation
by brysonnn November 28, 2022
mugGet the tation masturbation mug.

the masturbation cancer challenge

a very innapropiete challenge to act out where you get cancer and masturbate with ur limbs that just fell out from coughing.
hey dude my nigga have u hear of the masturbation cancer challenge??!
hell yea its like this guy saying "LETS DO THIS 3AM CHALLENGE!"
by ragnarökgays January 25, 2023
mugGet the the masturbation cancer challenge mug.

holy masturbation

After the occurrence of a massive dry spell, one must partake in the holy masturbation which is the act of sitting in a confessional using holy water as lube as the priest blesses your act of satisfaction
Im sorry father for I have sinned I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years. I must partake in holy masturbation.
by Dman1011 February 21, 2023
mugGet the holy masturbation mug.

Emotional Masturbation

Making negative comment about oneself expecting a positive and opposite rmark from another
Nicholas: I'm fat
Bob: Yes you are, I'm not falling for that Emotional Masturbation
Nicholas: *Cries olive oil tears*
by d_Firefox_b March 7, 2023
mugGet the Emotional Masturbation mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email