A college for people who have achieved less than 5 GCSE's or non at all. And people screwing so badly that they have to do crappy functional skills. Holding them back more longer at this crap college.
by Jose Khan January 4, 2016
Get the The Manchester College mug.by Zack richarson April 13, 2010
Get the Machete Dick mug.A girl with an especially small rack is known as a Manchester (Man-Chester) especially if her chest has no curves or definition. Keira Knightley is the most famous example of this.
Mike: I gotta give you props on your new chick, she is kinda fine, but she's a bit of a manchester.
Dave: Her ass makes up for it though, G'dunkadunk!
Dave: Her ass makes up for it though, G'dunkadunk!
by darkest_light January 2, 2010
Get the Manchester mug.Someone mistaken for having a large carbon cockprint, but who desires union with his muse, and would be ill-thought-of or endure public humiliation to accomplish as much.
-- So, as to be expected, the peanut-gallery dismisses his efforts as creating a large carbon cockprint -- as only motivated by gratification, as unable to see any other dignity or value in his efforts.
-- Yeah, but really, he's a Manchester.
-- Meaning his muse is flat-chested, like a man, but he loves her anyway?
-- No, and, she's not, but, rather, that 'chester' comes from 'castor,' which is Latin for camp, and 'castor' is also connected to 'beaver' which is a euphemism for vagina, so that 'Manchester' is both a man's anal cavity, and signifies that he loves his muse so-much as like that SNL character who assumed a pose of being gay so-as to be her roommate, so-as to be with her.
-- Ah, so he would even be thought to be a 'Manchester,' (or a-hole then), in the hope that he'll get to meet her.
-- Yeah, but really, he's a Manchester.
-- Meaning his muse is flat-chested, like a man, but he loves her anyway?
-- No, and, she's not, but, rather, that 'chester' comes from 'castor,' which is Latin for camp, and 'castor' is also connected to 'beaver' which is a euphemism for vagina, so that 'Manchester' is both a man's anal cavity, and signifies that he loves his muse so-much as like that SNL character who assumed a pose of being gay so-as to be her roommate, so-as to be with her.
-- Ah, so he would even be thought to be a 'Manchester,' (or a-hole then), in the hope that he'll get to meet her.
by sukadog May 13, 2011
Get the Manchester mug.this sentence shows marcheziness: "so yah, i was cooking dinner and it was rlly yummy andhad OMG look a kitty!"
by Marce` October 8, 2007
Get the marcheziness mug.very bubbly person. Loves to converse with all people even strangers. Is the best mother and friend a person can ask for. Is just as unique as her name.
Marcheale is the best.
by monkeybuttcheek2 February 3, 2010
Get the marcheale mug.Someone who wears old lady glasses, wears concert wrist bands weeks after the concert, drinks sparkling water, drives a v6 camaro, fingerblast their cat, and uses D.M.
He's Marcheski as fuck
by Joey singles September 21, 2017
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