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Port Muscles

The belief that one becomes many times stronger after consuming a large amount of Port - a sweet red high alcohol content wine. In addition to a sweet buzz, the drinker tends to believe they are stronger than they actually are - often challenging other to arm wrestling and push up contests.
After consuming a few glasses of 20% port, Ross thought he could lift up a 1 ton concrete slab. Obviously he had port muscles.
by Cartmello Diddy May 28, 2009
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Cake Muscles

Cake Muscles are used to get bitches on your dilly.
yo dude, did you see that guy tre-flip the gap?
yea dog hes using his cake muscles!
by Black Cocks December 8, 2010
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Fernando Muslera

The best goalie of all goalies. He's handsome and has a total baby face. He was first choiced as the Uruguayan goalie in the 2010 FIFA World Cup in Africa. He's 190 centimeters tall and was born on June 16 1984. He blocked out two penalty kick for the Uruguay team during the match against Ghana. He's number 1 or 86 and plays for the Lazio team during the qualifying matches.
Did you see him? That's Fernando Muslera.
by Zena & Hercules July 24, 2010
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musclefuckin

(v) To carry out a laborious task that demands great strain on one's body or muscles.
I was on the jobsite the other day musclefuckin some bags of concrete. -B. Wolfgang
by Shea Holtzman January 18, 2006
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sex muscles

The curves of well-defined abdominal muscles that start at the lateral iliac crests and end medially at the pubic tubercle. They form the "V" that outlines a 6-pack. They are referred to as such both because they can be worked out during sexual activity, and possession of such musculature makes you want to have sex with that person.
Did you see his sex muscles when he took his shirt off? I think i just peed my pants a little.
by dichron October 30, 2007
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Muscleocracy

Those in the gay community who believe that all things are ruled by the size of one's muscles.
All of the superficial guys at the party were part of the muscleocracy.
by secsportsguy July 12, 2010
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Muscles Liu

This man is made of purely protein powder and gainz. He is absolutely massive and shares he dedication and hard work with all of his snapchat followers. Whether its pictures of pre/post workout meals, or just the amazing size of the dumbbells he is using, this beast motivates all his fans to be just like him.
"Yo did you see Muscles Liu 's story?"
"Which one? He posted about 57 today."
by hueuby January 30, 2017
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