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Mike Portnoy 

One of the greatest drummers to exist on this planet, known for his work in Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, Transatlantic, to name only a few. Most of today's rock drummers could take a hint or two or actually a thousand from Mike about playing drums.
Go to www.mikeportnoy.com and check out his monster drumkits.
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mike vick 

Everyone's favorite dog-fighting quarterback.
Mike Vick will have a dog fighting simulator coming out soon.
mike vick by Fifi McFeef December 29, 2007

mike tyson

Mentally retarded. But the best knock your ass out boxer ever!
Mike Tyson or Ali?

Tyson 2nd round son!!
mike tyson by Eric Michael Peterson September 16, 2006
the coolest kid you will ever meet, he also has a fairly large dick. he is liked by everyone
he look at the mike over there bet he has a big dick
mike by mike the barbarian February 20, 2009

Mike Oxmaul 

Say it together and that’s what your dad has
What’s your name. My name is Mike Oxmaul
Mike Oxmaul by Dieter smells October 31, 2019

mike tyson

The man with a tattoo on his face, his quote books is probably longer than his rap sheet.
"I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags when I'm right."
mike tyson by KRHimself May 31, 2004

Mike Shinoda 

26 year old, Japanese/American Emcee from Agourna, California.
Married to long term girlfriend, Anna.
6ft, black hair, dark brown eyes.
sexy beast
Mike Shinoda by Julie December 10, 2003