Dyke-Mike

1. Straight, A-sexual dudes that prefer the company of lesbian women.

2.The Opposite of a fag-hag.

That dude is not gay and never has a girl friend but I always see him hanging with that lesbian chick,
I think he's a Dyke-Mike.

by Dyke-Mike October 22, 2004

Mike Brown

When you take a poop and it makes a skid mark down the side of the toilet

Mark- "Look at this brown streak on the toilet bowl!"
Donny- "Someone must have taken a Mike Brown."

by Babaquan December 31, 2014

Mike Pence

Mike Pence
/mīk, pens/
noun
noun: Mike Pence; plural noun: Mike Pences; informal: Pence; informal plural: Pences;

1.

a devotee of a Donald J Trump, cause, or activity.

"not a freethinker and a follower of Trump"

synonyms: bitch, henchman, minion, lackey, servant, sidekick

"the President's closest 'Mike Pence'"

disciple, apostle, supporter, defender, champion;

believer, true believer, worshiper

"a follower of Donald J Trump"

fan, enthusiast, admirer, devotee, lover, supporter, adherent

"followers of Donald J Trump's idiocies"

2.

a person who moves or travels behind Donald J Trump.

3.

A.

a person who hates the sexual choices of others despite his own sexual appetite pertaining to bestiality.

synonyms: hypocrite

B.

a person who hates or fears homosexual people

1.

A.

Formal: Man, this guy is a crazy Mike Pence, look at him getting wet listening to that bigot!;

Informal: Look at those idiots kissing Donald J Trump's Ass, they are a bunch of Pences!

B.

Barb E. Dahl: Why would John agree with the President's racist remarks, Ken?

Ken Dahl: Well Barb, he is an absolute Mike Pence.
2.
Look at how he is attached to Donald Trump's ass; he is a total Mike Pence.
3.

A.

Neil: Look at how he treats the other people's sexual choices!

Bob: I don't know why, because he fucks donkeys.

Swalla: What a Mike Pence!

B.

Donald Trump has reversed protections for the LGBTQIA community showing his true Mike Pence colors.

by Lefty Wing Snowflake August 18, 2017

Mike Honcho

When you have to shit but its so big you have to spread each butt cheek and wedge it down on the toilet seat to give your asshole extra spread to allow for such a huge LOG.

Dude, I had to Mike Honcho that shit. It was way to big to just let it flow.

by Sleepy&Flop January 18, 2011

mike tyson'd

When you are having a fight with someone and then you bit the person's ear off.

Guy 1: So I heard you had a fight with a guy.

Guy 2: Yeah, I mike tyson'd him. His ear was bleeding

Guy 1: Ooh snap!

by Studwaffle August 5, 2014

Mike Armour

The scariest mo fo that you've never met. Once he took a thistle chipper to the head and didn't move an inch.

His plans for when he gets GTA V:
Kill a cop

Run over a pedestrian whilst riding pegasus

Drop an ekky
Fuck bitches

Go to EB games

Get gta 5

Play it

Its a bus, no its a train oh F**k its Mike Armour. RUN

by Hamish Armour October 30, 2013

Mike Burger

A terrible special burger cooked by a special burger. It usually involves burning the burger by cooking it in tin foil with buffalo sauce.

Mike made us go to the store in Pelican Rapids so he could cook up some Mike Burgers.

by Thicccboy June 26, 2019