Mechanical Keyboard

Large, typically loud keyboards that are surprisingly annoying due to the need to press giant keys extremely far down.

Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.

by Exodim January 16, 2024

Mechanical Wings

It's the pin you receive after eating a girl out so good that she morphs into Optimus Prime.

Shaun's Roommate's Friends: So is it just me? Or was Shaun eating out Optimus Prime last Night? Because I found this Mechanical Wings pin on the counter.

Shaun's Roomate: Bro. No yeah. Bro. It was a Woman. He Giant Debbed her so good, that she morphed into Optimus Prime. Her voice got all deep and she got way strong. Then then she turned into a freightliner and then she left.

Shaun's Roommate's Friend: Is his tongue made of the AllSpark? Because if so, I need to find a place to sit.

by Giant Deb January 17, 2024

mechanica

A female mechanica

“I Can fix my own car. I’m a mechanica. A female mechanic!”

by The Female Mechanic November 19, 2023

mechanical work

scalar physical quantity numerically equal to the product of force and distance if the two are parallel

Mechanical work is done only if the object is moving

by Maria Angelaa February 28, 2024

Mechton

Something smelly and fat turned handsome and pleasent.

; A term of endearment to a close friend.

Example: "Would you like to go crust on some horklestones mechton?"
Example: "Mechton can I crust on your bustation?"

by Taquito Sipzquito March 6, 2024

Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.

“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”

by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024

Mechanics law

Mechanics Law: Example A. If you want to save ($) "Money" "Cash" "Feria" "Tender not Tinder" or any other form of "Goods for Trade", then you must have plenty of "Time". If you dont have "Time" then you'll need time have plenty of ($) " Money " "Cash" "Feria" " Tender not Tinder" or any other form of acceptable "Goods for Trade" . Example B. In other words the trade of either time or money for the savings of either time or money. Example C. 0:00 > $ < 0:00 or $ > 0:00 < $ . Example D. The most basic if you dont have time you need money if you dont have money youll need time .

Or the greater consumption of one will result in the lesser comsumption or savings of the other.

But warning that this in no way means that idle time pays .

In other words get your ass back to work cuz this shit isn't going to fix its self.

Mechanics Law: when your boss is on your ass because you haven't gotten the job done and the customer is calling and calling to see if there car is ready. But they didn't want to buy the original oem dealer parts cuz they where too expensive. so they had you Mcguire, Jimmy rig , Mickey Mouse the "Chingadera" back together again . But shit went down hill real quick so when your boss says "hey cabron what happend ?". You point a finger at the sign that states Mechanics Law. In the simplest fucking form possible so that they can get it at a glance and SOY " Mechanics law" Boss "what can I say, it's a real thing . Mira no mas este desmadre. Remember when I said I can try. Well I did, now look what you made me do! MARIA SOFIA DE LA CRUS GUITIEREZ SANCHEZ DEL CASTILLO VERDE ! QUE VOY ACER SANTISIMA VIRGENCITA QUE SI ESTE GRINGO NO SE RIE ENTONCES SI QUE VALOI MADRICULA LA COSA.

by P. Alejandro Martinez Jr. BEBO June 15, 2024