fridge locust

A person(s) usual close friends or family members or teenagers who remove the contents of your fridge or cupboards as soon as you've brought the edible food items home from the supermarket. The food stuffs are meant to last a week/fortnight etc but are all gone within an hour.

Me: puts shopping away in fridge*

Fridge locusts - typically teenagers: within 60 seconds that the fridge door closes, enter kitchen, remove food from fridge and retreat into their lair for consumption .

Me: few hours later go for brew and mars bar *empty wrapper! *

by B.xtreme March 12, 2018

Mrs.Loftus

A crazy bitch who like old men and pervs on little baby’s getting changed in bathrooms. When she finds a house to break in she will leave it a mess and make a sandwich with their food. Also a kinky whore who watches old men porn

Boy one: did your hear Mrs.loftus broke in my neighbors house

Boy two: yo that bitch was watching my little brother he changed in the bathroom

Boy one: ya she weird as hell

by Robald hank August 11, 2019

hocus locus

What a Levi says to summons locusts from the depths of the abyss to scare off small children.

damn Levi is gonna hocus locus your ass

by m0on? September 8, 2019

refurbished lousewort

A plant of the endangered species Pedicularis furbishiae which has been carefully dug up, potted and transported to the sunny shelter of a greenhouse to help it grow bigger and stronger, and then re-planted in its original spot back in the wild.

Now that so many refurbished lousewort plants have been re-introduced into the coastal woodlands of Maine and New Brunswick, there are more of the lovely yellow cat's-paw-like blossoms for folks to enjoy.

by QuacksO October 4, 2019

danielle loftus

(Danielle loftus ) a girl that consists of about 20 personalities, crazy women being most dominant of those, if you happen to cross one, tread carefully she won't come with warning signs and once involved with one, like a bad smell you just can't escape her

Oh shit duck

What??

Danielle loftus 12 o'clock

Fuck that was a close one 🏃

by Justforshitsngiggles January 1, 2020

Josh lotsey

A man with a HUGE cock some may say Massive and he’s a total stud he’s the type your girl for one night and give her back the next day 🥵

Bro we were doin it then she yelled out omg your a josh Lotsey

by QTkate:) May 5, 2020

Warren Lotas

A fucking idiot that rips of the Nike dunks, sells them for 300 dollars and says that they are made from scratch, even though we all know that they are express replicas with a Jason Vorhees swoosh.

Dude your work is more copied than Warren Lotas dunks

by Ben Dover Yubich November 3, 2020