Lost control of my hoop

Making a regrettable decision in regards to your lady parts.

I can't believe I lost control of my hoop last night and slept with Vladmir Putin again.

by flying ferne December 15, 2010

make up for lost time

to do something very fast to compensate for a slow start

After going through the all that We ought to make up for lost time.

by The Return of Light Joker August 2, 2009

I Just Lost The Game

Words uttered when you lose The Game.

Me: Guess what?
You: What?
Me: The Game!
You: Screw you! I Just Lost The Game!!!

by Joshbray1992 December 25, 2008

Won the battle, lost the war

When one is so concentrated into completing a task that he/she thought was so big, but at the end realized it was nothing compared to the big picture that he/she lost.

I've passed my exam, but lost a gf. I've won the battle, lost the war.

by One depressed dude December 12, 2009

The Universal Law of the Lost Remote

The law of physics (not really) that pertains to the difficulty of finding a lost TV remote, set of keys, etc. The only logical explanation is that the item has dropped into a black hole and the only way to bring it back to this realm is to stop looking for it. Once you've gone about your day, it practically falls back into your lap.

I was late to work today because I couldn't find my keys! My boss was okay with it, though. I told him it was The Universal Law of the Lost Remote.

by Ndallenaz January 29, 2010

Lost my Bird

Refers to the 3rd Generation of Toyota Supra. The icon for the reservoir lights up in an orange fashion, which resembles a bird cage with no bird (its supposed to be a radiator) thus indicating that the reservoir for the radiator is running low on fluids. This leads to signs of early head gasket failure, which is a problem in the Toyota 3rd gen Supra.

Ted: Joe, I lost my bird today??
Joe: Really Ted, that sucks bootie call, where do you think it went??
Ted: I dunno, but I have a blown headgasket in my Supra.
Joe: Huh, I thought you said you lost your bird?? Sorry to hear about taht ted, guess its gonna set ya back a day of work and beer money.
Ted: You know Joe, the icon light resembles a bird cage...
Joe: Oh yeah it does, your so funny Ted.

by Tommy Supraman III August 28, 2009

i lost my shit

(n) (1) to lose ones shit is to see something or hear something funny or scary, and to laugh or be scard so much you defecate your self.

(aj) (2) i lost my shit can also be a figure of speech to explain something funny or scary.

"did u see that guy get hit in the balls? "

"yer i lost my shit lol"

'i lost my shit that was the scariest girl is have ever seen"

by jaydos123456 January 17, 2011