long as shit

Insinuation referring to something longer than 8" Or lasting longer than 1 hour

That girls hair is long as shit.
That meeting was long as shit.

by Alangilly November 18, 2015

Long-Dolphin

A Sex position where it’s a train of oral sex

“Let me hit it in long-dolphin”

by saladboy1234 February 27, 2021

Minh Long

A viet guy who is good at rock climbing

Also looks like Eden Ang

Nobody can outclimb daddy minh long

by QATARAIRWAYS May 15, 2019

Long Jackson

It means you are dumb dumb hahahahhahhahaha.

Long jackson you

by billiethegangster November 05, 2019

Baldy Long

A hairstyle which is reseeding on top and long at the back.

Mel Smith - one half of legendary comedy duo Smith and Jones - wouldn't have been half as funny were it not for his Baldy Long

by NebCRasbit June 10, 2020

Long-dollar

A substantial amount of monetary income.

I got bumped up to Mark's position after he got caught with all that PCP. Now I'm making a long-dollar and got the corner office.

by an_lemon December 04, 2020

the long sell

A scheme, trick or a practical joke that may take days, weeks and sometimes years to accomplish. Usually done with bad intentions. Very few people have the unimaginable self discipline that it takes to perpetuate this ongoing charade.

In "there's something about Mary," the long sell pulled off by Norm, the pizza delivery guy is quite impressive. By pretending to have a broken back and using crutches day in and day out he is able to get up close and personal with her as his chiropractor. The count of Monte cristo holds the record for the longest sell in history...20 years.

by gator777 October 26, 2014