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Loaded Dangler

The feeling of a piece of poop shooting out of your intestines and into your rectum.
My turd was so big that I had a Loaded Dangler.
by FreshDangler April 6, 2016
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CADBURY LOAD

SEX ACT OF TAKING A HUMAN TURD, BAKING IT, FILLING IT WITH SEMEN AND THEN CRACKING IT OPEN INTO SOMEONE'S MOUTH
Zack said he saw a porno where a man cooked a turd and filled it with jizz then poured it into another dudes mouth. He asked,

"What the hell would that be called?" Mark replied with, "A cadbury load."
by Johan Dingleberry July 10, 2017
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Loaded Taco

When you shit, cum, piss and fart all in the same time
Guy 1- Man, my girl gave me loaded taco
Guy 2- the fuck?
by Smeemmachine May 9, 2022
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Load the dock

When a circumcised man uses the foreskin of another man's uncircumcised penis to jack himself off until he ejaculates.
He had never touched his wiener to another wiener and though tonight he would go all out and load the dock.
by innovayahead November 16, 2014
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Load Slobber

Tommy is SUCH A LOAD SLOBBER
Also is Taco Bell available
by AD Kuttin Up March 28, 2021
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Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.
I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.
by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023
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loaded cart

When a person passes cum out of their ass during a fart.
Hours after my boyfriend dropped his load in my ass, I totally carted in my panties. He gave me a loaded cart.
by Bloodstaingirl June 22, 2016
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