lame lizard

Opposite of cool cat, means someone that is uncool

Jim: I gotta tell you Tyron, Tim is one cool cat
Tyron: ikr, but have you seen his friend Mark
Jim: What about mark
Tyron: Man that nigga is a lame lizard, shit clothes, shit glasses and everything he is super lame

by Tigurz March 10, 2015

Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Lizard Juice

A alcoholic beverage, one part medium to top shelf vodka, 3 parts energy drink. Preferably Redbull. Commonly drank by drunken bicyclists in the southeast region of Iowa. Sometimes served with a splash of cranberry juice. This variation is Called a Solid.

Holy shit, it's day 3 of Ragbrai and I've only had 4hrs of sleep. Better start the day with a lizard juice.

by Greinerdumptruckster July 17, 2021

lizard robot

Zucc

Guy 1: woah dude, i think Mark Zuckerberg is looking at me through my web camera.
Guy 2: Don't you mean that lizard robot?
*Before they could say anything they both get zucced by the FBI.*

by Loulou726 June 24, 2018

Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy and does anything for a ride

Get off the atv you mud lizard

by BE.URBAN October 12, 2020

Hallucinogenic Lizards

A tribe of savage lizards that have only been observed in the wild by psilocybin tripp'n junkies.

Hallucinogenic Lizards are swarming Scarlett Johansson's Bum.

by Shougo July 19, 2024

Non-descript Giant Lizard

A Non-Descript Giant Lizard is what a movie/animation studio shits out when they want to put Godzilla in but want none of the hassle.

Person1: OH GOD IT'S GODZILLA
Person2: It's actually a Non-Descript Giant Lizard because we don't want to deal with copyright but we should still run like it's Godzilla.
Person1:
Person2:
Person1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by devadVcXdevchanix May 3, 2025