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Leenietard

Usually a girl who smells and tastes pretty good but has slight mental retardation, can also be used as leentarded.
do u see that girl over there, shes such a leenietard

My ex-girlfriend was so leentarded
by Edwardo93 February 19, 2009
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Living Legend

Status given to one who has earned it simply through being witty. Sheer banter alone may not determine whether or not one is a Living Legend. The minimum skills required to obtain Living Legend status are as follows:
-Must have an average comeback time no greater than 2.9 seconds.
-Must be able to inflict a third degree burn with no more than three insults.
-Must be able to insult any stereotype without using stereotypes.
-Must never use the same insults multiple times in one month.
-Must live by the motto of the Society of Banter: "Originality is key".

To officially be granted Living Legend status, one must pass the Society of Banter initiation test, a self-invigilated practical examination where candidates must successfully take on and defeat three random opponents in a battle of wits, over the time period of one hour. This is easiest judged by the magnitude of the observing crowd's roar. The greater in volume their appreciation of banter is, the more certain one can be that they have won. If the opposite is true, in that the observing crowd's roar is louder for one's opponent, one must admit defeat and declare aloud: "I have failed the Society of Banter initiation test. I am not a Living Legend." If this is the case, one must wait one month without attempting to engage in a battle of wits with anyone, before attempting the initiation test again.
James inflicted third degree burns on his opponent in the battle of wits; he must be a Living Legend.
by JMUK January 15, 2014
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legendary hiccups

Hiccuping to the point at which you can't breathe.
I drank a lot of soda and caused me to have legendary hiccups.
by Billy NoCo January 18, 2009
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Legend cookie

Its one of the rare cookies from the cookie game, found on swiftirc channel #darkness.
Its ability is quite handy, when the cookie monster attacks you, you can trade it with him for another rare cookie.
Instead of running away.
These are smithable.
Other rares are: Rage cookies, Lighthouse cookies, Rainbow cookies.
The cookie monster has came and stolen -Guy1-'s cookies!
-guy1- OMFG?!? WHAT DO I DO NOW?!
-guy2- Duh.. you have a legend cookie... use it.
-guy1- !legend
-cookiebot- -Guy1- Has traded the cookie monster a legend cookie for a Rage cookie! The cookie monster happily runs away with his legend cookie.
by Helper204 January 9, 2010
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LEENER

RAUL-THE KING'S BAY SLANG FOR A BLUNT ROLLED WITH LEEN.
ME AND MY BAY KATS LANKY LIT OFF A LEENER.
by Raul-THE KING August 3, 2010
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Leena

that is like leena
by ToxicDMG January 4, 2017
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Legendary Corkscrew

A sex position in which you tie yourself to a ceiling fan with your dick hanging down, while your partner does a handstand while doing the splits on a hoverboard and connects with your dick and then proceeds to spin in circles
Hey girl, wanna try the legendary corkscrew?
by Mexidong August 28, 2018
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