Leather Belt

During intercourse the man shits and molds it into a long stringy shape and freezes it. When the shit is frozen the man ties it around their partners waist or can whip their partner with the frozen poop string saying “who’s your daddy now!” Or “you get 20 lashings bitch.”

“Larry told me he made a leather belt on Angela last night.”

by KERMIT DE FRAG FUCKER August 3, 2018

Glamour Leech

A person, or entity which finds a way to feed off of, and/or imitate/create the false illusion of another organism's or person's abilities/energy. This can result in the following for the victim: Lack of sleep, Loss of other senses, Lack of willpower... The list goes on as it varies from individual to individual.

The "Glamour Leech" can often times (more often than not) have the ability of Psychic Vampirism.

"If it weren't for that fucking glamour leech, I'd be busy writing something that mattered right now..."

by Cole Marie June 2, 2004

Turnstile Leech

Someone (usually a black guy) who hangs around the subway turnstiles pretending to "check the balance" on his blank Metrocard that he probably found in the garbage-uses this as an excuse to loiter near the turnstiles-asks everyone who comes along if they can help him out with whatever

Hey look at the turnstile leech pretending he's checking his Metrocard balance. I ain't giving him shit!

by Wacky Rich September 22, 2014

slap n' leather

When you poop in a barrel and your cousin jumps into the barrel.

I went to a family-friendly concert and everyone was doing the slap n' leather

by Slap N' Leather Enthusiast January 23, 2018

Leathem

A Leathem is a measurement term used in the Metric System. It equals 497.7kg recurring.

Kate: I wonder how much I weigh..
Jessica: Oh, when you were sleeping i put you on the scales, you weight 4 Leathems! I think someones put on weight.

by Jessica Leathem May 14, 2008

Leath

a short hobbit-like colleague who's favourite word is "Jackass" while explicitely over using the word with a slight lisp. Standing at only 5'4" tall, this hobbit-like creature is loud and proud and his voice can be heard no matter where he goes. His auburn and salt goatee is a unique identifier and his love for Mafia Wars, apparant.

Who's that loud, little guy at your office?
Oh, that's THE Leath?

by Pterodactyl girl February 5, 2010

Leecher

People that are begging to be shot at on a daily basis.

OMFG LOLXORS WHEN IS WWP COMINGS OUT WEITH DE NEXT EPISODEDD OF AXXESS LOL WTFXORs!

by Patrick Burke (FA|MegamanEXE) June 29, 2004