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Soft landing

To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.
John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.
by Life adventurer November 3, 2023
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Soft landing

To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.
I started dating this new woman.

Don't you have two other girlfriends already?

Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.
by Dataline755 March 15, 2024
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Queer-leading

The widespread fan observance of a fanon queer (relation)ship as part of an accepted body of work in a piece of media due to an a priori assumption that the characters within the fanon (relation)ship are or will be confirmed queer and circular argumentation where the inevitability/conclusion of the (relation)ship is assumed as true, often to convince or mislead a non-viewing audience that the show includes and delivers on queer representation.

Queer-leading is done in place of providing or supporting actualized queer representation in media and often leads to the phenomenon where individuals begin engaging with a piece of media expecting queer representation and then get disappointed when media that never promised queer representation fails to deliver on that representation.
Person 1: "I can't believe ABC's 9-1-1 keeps queerbaiting us! How can it give us bi-Buck, but not canon buddie?"
Person 2: "Girl, that's not queerbaiting; it's queer-leading. 9-1-1 and ABC never promised canon buddie; fans on Twitter just misled you into thinking it was endgame."
by YourMomIsAPsyop June 28, 2024
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Acacia Landing

An Ensationable community know for random celebrity appearances and full power of soul and spirit.
Aura changes occur for those at acacia landing.
by Enjoyitmf11 December 1, 2024
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Moon Landing

A sexual endeavour between two people, a Moon Landing occurs when one person is on their hands and knees, whilst another gets behind them; normally a position know as doggy or doggy style.

Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.

As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.

As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.

At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
Me and my partner decided to stage a moon landing last night.
by J.Clemintine February 6, 2025
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DEI Landing

DEI Landing is when a plane crashes or is in an accident while being flown by an unqualified pilot who only got the job because of skin color or gender.
Did you see that Delta DEI Landing in Toronto where the plane flipped upside down?
by WombCrusher February 18, 2025
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Cypher Lending

Borrowin’ cash using your Bitcoin stack as backup, bruh. No banks, no ID checks, no trustin’ suits or bald Coinbase MFs. Just you, your crypto, and some secret codes keepin’ it locked tight. Flex your freedom and your bag.
Bruh I tried out Cypher Lending using my BTC on Templar. Got that paper without snitchin’ to the IRS. Satoshi would high-five you fr
by Big Daddy Plug February 21, 2025
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