Last Page Spoiler

When you're 20-10 pages from finishing a book, and someone tells you a spoiler that makes not finish the book altogether.

Bobe: I'm so close to finishing the book
Jim: Are you at the part where the doge dies?
Bobe: Thanks for the last page spoiler, fuck you Jim.

by Thar Master March 3, 2016

last chapter of puberty

The part of puberty where your d*ck grows

Omg! Luke had his last chapter of puberty!

by roselikespussy November 10, 2019

Next to last samurai

A girl (or guy) with the samurai haircut, or man bun, or boy girl bun, or the name people call their haircut, since they're not the only one with the haircut, they're not the last samurai, they're the next to last samurai.

She's the next to last samurai, she's gonna slice and dice you with a katana.

by Solid Mantis November 16, 2019

Joes last name

Mom,
Full name: joe mom

Joes last name joke is Usually used a insult to people named Joe.

by Gustav vasan December 5, 2019

last drink syndrome

Almost the same as last cookie syndrome except when you know it's your last drink

Just got hit with last drink syndrome. I'm looking at my last drink and have no way of getting to the liquor store.

by leaf337 January 22, 2020

Last Thursday Effect

When you make a point that can’t be disproven or proven.

If you say God existed before The Big Bang you’re using the Last Thursday Effect.

by FatMan1945 November 26, 2020

trump's last name

Similar to Obama's last name, this is a complete mystery to humankind. It is likely we will never truly know trump's last name, although some sects of Trumpers believe it to be 's wall.

You: hey bro, what's trump's last name?

Your friend: idk, I think 's wall?

You: you mean like trump's wall?

Your friend: yeaaaaaahhhh

by PINKB0II October 19, 2020