When a man urinates and his piss goes into two split directions causing a great difficulty in control of keeping the two separate piss to go directly in the toilet. Usually ends up in a big yellow mess around the toilet and/or the floor.
This morning I was so mad because I had a Two Lane Way Piss which ended up with a big mess on the toilet and the floor!
by HyperDunks November 18, 2010
by wicky wack January 22, 2011
kids who don’t have home training , who think there the real deal with there pants to there knees , with dudes with fatter butts then half the girls passed around👏🏻, these kids would fight over a cookie .
when you are doing something semi or half legal, but possibly immoral/amoral, politically speaking (excluding the 2016 presidential campaign) because you think that you have no other choice
James Comey of the FBI should ignore the comment you are out of your lane when it comes his way; he should empanel a grand jury by possibly going to the Supreme Court of The United States
by Sexydimma October 31, 2016
Basically a way to roast flat chested girls (but please don't do that unless you both aren't good friends)
Flat girl: Omg you're so fat you need some touch grass fr fr
Fat boy: At least I'm not built like a fucking airport lane
*Gets smacked to oblivion*
Fat boy: At least I'm not built like a fucking airport lane
*Gets smacked to oblivion*
by Regginaim October 21, 2023
A feaster of Mountain Dew and Rallys. By day it is a normal looking human. By night it transforms into a horrible moth creature who enjoys Walker Texas Ranger.
by Dunsparce Cannon April 09, 2009
Jake : Hey did you end up changing lanes without using your signal on that chick last nite?
Steve : yes sir. she said she didnt like anal but she got it anyways.
Steve : yes sir. she said she didnt like anal but she got it anyways.
by switchbladejake August 18, 2008