Keyboard plaque

The dead skin and other gunk that builds up on a computer keyboards over time.

Euuuk! shake off that keyboard plaque someware else.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Keko

A stack or an anthill

Look at that keko that they imported from Finland!

by Kiderdaaawwwwwg January 7, 2011

Keyboardmz

First 9 letters on my keyboard.

My keyboard says keyboardmz

by Joe February 22, 2004

keynonym

any word that is composed of the alternate letters represented by the keys used to select the desired letters on a keypad of a mobile phone or similar device.

you type "pint" you get "shot" or "riot": in this case, pint and shot are keynonyms of riot.

by sankara September 19, 2006

keyboardfailure

-often types in a retarded fashion
-usaully emails and messages are illegdible
-often shows signs of dylexia
-when frustrated, mashes keyboard with fists

"max you're such a keyboardfailure did you mean to say that you had a SMALL penis, what's gotten in to you?"

by Raji Mohammed Ibrahim January 18, 2008

keyhon

Honkey in reverse, a white person

There were only keyhons at the concert last night.

by matcho April 23, 2008

Keyboarf

Any mistake that stems from typing, use it to make an excuse for your poor grammar, typing skills, or whatever you want

Person 1 : Man I hate the sot show
Person 2 : The sot show?
Person 1 : Sorry I keyboarfed, meant the air show

by FFKilla July 27, 2010