Forehead keyboard

Teabagging someone rapidly on their forehead after nutting on it.

I can't believe Hosea pulled a forehead keyboard on Julia.

by anonymous March 5, 2023

How keyboard

Jokingly written to make fun of bad support requests, mainly seen in the CoD modding community.

Idiot: hello how to write a chat black ops 2
Idiot: How keyboard

Moderator: are you an idiot?

by PLamble April 7, 2023

split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature

Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 20, 2023

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by Hydrogenius August 30, 2023

Mechanical Keyboard

Large, typically loud keyboards that are surprisingly annoying due to the need to press giant keys extremely far down.

Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.

by Exodim January 16, 2024

Linear Keyboard

A decent keyboard with flat keys designed for those who don't want to be annoyed by giant keys that require extreme force to push down and the loud clicking sound that comes with it.

Linear keyboards are decent.

by Exodim January 16, 2024

latvian keyboard

Semi-mythical erotic game format originating from internet storytelling, in which a Latvian woman invites a male partner to consensually explore “every kink” in a randomized alphabetical order. The order of activities is determined by letters generated when her buttocks depress keys on a computer keyboard while being physically supported above it by the partner, typically during mutual kissing.

Yo twin, we gonna latvian keyboard tn right?

by EdNBD January 31, 2026