A Kentucky Surprise

When you "return" your books back to Chegg rentals at the end of the college semester, but instead of books you fill the box with feces and rig it with a small timer that triggers when the tape is ripped open on the box so shit explodes in a motha' fuckas face!

"Tom, I need to take 15 minutes to towel myself. Some ass hat in Florida just send me a kentucky surprise!"

by Define Deez Baby!!!! June 20, 2016

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Kentucky twink

A twink with slightly more masculine features such as trimmed facial hair.

He’s might not be a regular twink, but he’s is at least a Kentucky twink.

by sassynanna69 November 6, 2020

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Kentucky Sister

A female friend-with-benefits with whom one shares such a close bond that there is almost a blood-relation.

Me and Shannon's like peas and carrots, but since we're not related she's only my Kentucky Sister, so I still get to stick it in her ass whenever I want.

by Ryjamin October 24, 2012

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