Kentucky Quagmire

When you are banging a girl that's on her period and it's leaking out everywhere making a nasty bloody mess. Also diareaha could act as a possible substitute

"I was banging that girl for the other day and got stuck in her Kentucky Quagmire"

by Toby Pound Town October 30, 2017

A Kentucky Surprise

When you "return" your books back to Chegg rentals at the end of the college semester, but instead of books you fill the box with feces and rig it with a small timer that triggers when the tape is ripped open on the box so shit explodes in a motha' fuckas face!

"Tom, I need to take 15 minutes to towel myself. Some ass hat in Florida just send me a kentucky surprise!"

by Define Deez Baby!!!! June 20, 2016

Kentucky Sister

A female friend-with-benefits with whom one shares such a close bond that there is almost a blood-relation.

Me and Shannon's like peas and carrots, but since we're not related she's only my Kentucky Sister, so I still get to stick it in her ass whenever I want.

by Ryjamin October 24, 2012

Kentucky Vegan

a vegan or vegetarian who refuses to give up KFC chicken

Guy #1: I've decided to give up all meat.
Guy #2: You were eating KFC yesterday!
Guy #1: I'm a Kentucky Vegan.

by Superflycool333 October 13, 2011

Kentucky Vegan

a vegan or vegetarian who refuses to give up eating KFC chicken

Guy #1: I've decided to give up all meat.
Guy #2: You were eating KFC yesterday!
Guy #1: I'm a Kentucky Vegan.

by Superflycool333 October 13, 2011

Kentucky fucky

When a family meet up and all fuck each other and the father gives the mother a Alabama hot pocket while everyone eats the moms pussy

Hey mom what time is the Kentucky fucky I really can’t wait to eat you during the alabama hot pocket dads giving you

by Jewbacca4244 October 8, 2018

kentucky plug

Delivering a powerful slap then inserting a thumb into a vagina or anus while getting blown.

I Kentucky plugged Brandon's mom last night. She was so confused.

by Where AK Fiddy May 20, 2021