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kentucky thumb

The sexual act of inserting one's thumb into an opening to minimize the outpouring of bodily fluids
She reached climax and I gave her the Kentucky Thumb so she didn't mess the sheets
by Chappers88 May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

When you stick your thumb in something to restrict blood flow.
My girl was on her period so I gave her a Kentucky thumb.
by Blakerblock May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Fucked

When you’re grade is bad because you used slang words instead of scientific words.
“They got Kentucky fucked on their grade
by E_musk April 18, 2020
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A Kentucky Surprise

When you "return" your books back to Chegg rentals at the end of the college semester, but instead of books you fill the box with feces and rig it with a small timer that triggers when the tape is ripped open on the box so shit explodes in a motha' fuckas face!
"Tom, I need to take 15 minutes to towel myself. Some ass hat in Florida just send me a kentucky surprise!"
by Define Deez Baby!!!! June 20, 2016
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Kentucky Quagmire

When you are banging a girl that's on her period and it's leaking out everywhere making a nasty bloody mess. Also diareaha could act as a possible substitute
"I was banging that girl for the other day and got stuck in her Kentucky Quagmire"
by Toby Pound Town October 30, 2017
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Kentucky Buttfuck

Fucking your partner in the ass while said person is wearing a saddle butt fuck kentucky
While vacationing at the ranch I was mistakenly confused for a horse, and was Kentucky buttfucked
by Fugedaboudit March 3, 2016
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The Kentucky Plug

When a male or female gun owner has sex with their partner "the Kentucky plug" is a sexual move that involves one of the parties to take a gun tuber shirt preferably a blue wrist breakers club t-shirt from Kentucky Ballistics and wrap it around the thumb and then preceding to shove there thumb as hard and far into to a cavity with or without blood coming out and asking the penetrated party " Whos your 50. ?" this action should only be preformed after a good SLAP round and Shooting your "fire hydrant"
"After the SLAP round I'm going to give you The Kentucky Plug !"
by SnakeBite51 May 20, 2021
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