Keep It Q

Keep It Q- Keep it realistiq with a Q, Keep it real.

The Q Brother-Hood- a group of fine men who keep it Q every single day

"Yo Son We gonna get caught if we don't keep it Q"

by David Mendez July 20, 2008

Keep it three hundred

Term made famous by rapper Kanye West, typically used to describe how someone is 300% real and honest, as opposed to the traditional "one hundred" percent real.

"I keep it three hundred, like the Romans!"

by HashTagThornberry October 19, 2013

Keep Sweet

A term of endearment meaning to "stay sweet". Generally used in goodbyes.

Gentleman- "Yo bitch, I'm out for realsies"
Main bitch- "Alright sugardaddy, goodnight"
Gentleman- "Keep sweet, cutie"
Main bitch- "Oh, by the way, did you hear that Christine is pregnant?"
Gentleman- "Seriously? Because I had a passionate relationship with her last month. Perhaps the child belongs to me:("
Main bitch- "Probably. Did you use protection?"
Gentleman- "Honestly Laura, do WE use protection?"
Main bitch- "I guess you're right. Well, I love you."
Gentleman- "That's weird to say, I mean...It's pretty early in our relationship to start using a word like that"
Main bitch- "Well, I think I mean it... I mean... I think we have something one of a kind."
Gentleman- "Listen Laura, I like you and all, but honestly...I'm not sure if I can do this if you're going to be like that."
Main bitch- "David...I'm sorry, I just felt it from the heat, I mean...I am pregnant with you're child..."
Gentleman- "Firstly, my name isn't David, it's Christopher, and secondly, we haven't had sex. Are you drunk?"
Main bitch- "Wasted. But I'm being serious. I love you. And I think I'm pregnant"
Gentleman- "I gotta go. I can't deal with this...But for realsies lol, I love you too. J/klolol."
Main bitch- "Haha, david, you make me swoon. I think I just peed myself. Look, is there a stain?"
Gentleman- "Yes."
Main bitch- /cries
Gentleman- /slapsmainbitch
Main bitch- "Goodnight John"
Gentleman- "Okay Loretta, keep sweet for realziesLOLOLOLOLOL:("
Main bitch- "Rofflesaurs<3ubye"
Gentleman-" Stfu, bye baby.

by Whoatetheretard June 25, 2009

Keep Fucking That Chicken

1. To give one bad news in a tender manner.

2. Expressing with softer emotions

During some playful banter with local weatherman Nick Gregory, legendary New York broadcaster Ernie Anastos complimented Gregory, by saying, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."

Looking confused, Gregory responded, "I guess that's me."

Without missing a beat, Anastos continued, "Keep fucking that chicken."

by Pete LL September 19, 2009

Keep Throwin'

Variation of which is used as "goodbye" in last farewell text or e-mail message from someone more than a friend

Ya I'm okay but I need to do some things. Keep it real and Keep Dancing (or Keep Throwin' if you were frisbee players)

by TheRealDude October 27, 2008

Keep it in the Fridge

the act of not exploiting information that yourself and others prefer learning on their own such as ending to movies, shows, and books.

Hey I'm going to go see that movie this weekend so Keep it in the Fridge.

by nikumo_katsuru October 15, 2010

Keep the bird in its cage

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"

Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

by Dcstrutter May 27, 2015