Shock Jockey

Sex position in which the woman is riding the guy, hence jockey, and when the guy is about to cum, the woman tazed him. The electrical current caused by the tazer should then cause the load to shoot back up through the penal canal, body cavity, esophagus, and out of the guy's mouth in to his receiving partner's mouth; down her esophagus, through her body cavity, and out of her vaginal canal back out onto the head of the guy's penis.

Bro 1- my girl totally tazed me in the taint and gave us a shock jockey!

Bro 2- ah shit did it tingle?

by MagicAvenger May 27, 2014

Elbow Jockey

Someone who when playing poker decides to change the rules to make the game unnecessarily complicated in order to show off their knowledge of poker.

Introducing the big blinds, small blinds (aka big skank, small skank) halfway through the game.

by Stuart Roberts September 2, 2005

cock jockey

a homo-sexual

a cock jockey is what gay or gays are

by Nb2009 January 31, 2009

pen jockey

the dj of the pen; one with mad writing skills, particularly of remix stories

Katie was writing an awesome remix story, and declared herself a pen jockey.

by theofficialPJ March 16, 2010

Status Jockey

one of your friends on facebook who seems to like (and ride) every single status you post to your wall regardless of what the update is about.

"Did you see Damian's facebook wall? Mary has liked 9 out of his last 10 update posts. She's a total Status Jockey".

by bkny22 September 8, 2011

Nob Jockey

A man who rides another mans penis

Indy is such a nob jockey. He just loves Bens nob up hes bum.

by indyben October 11, 2013

Comic Convention Jockey

1) A perfect prelude to a divorce.

2) Someone who is in an abstinence program.

3) When getting laid is not an option.

My friend Miles waited outside since 2am in the morning with his mother to buy the new Harry Potter book. I didn't realize he was such a comic convention jockey.

by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011