A Japanese Lunch Box is the act of inserting a live squid into a woman's vulva, unbeknownst to her mind you, whilst engaged in coitus. After which the male releases ejaculate within the woman, while simultaneously snorting a line of sesame seeds, then taking a shot of sake, THEN slurping the squid/semen mixture out that pussy kid.
by cunt rage March 26, 2016
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yo man wyd with that snow cone, there’s japanese shaved ice right down the road
oh dang let me just throw this trash away rq
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oh dang let me just throw this trash away rq
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by bruhhhhhmoment July 22, 2019
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by Huyah sushi July 28, 2019
Get the Japanese crucifixion mug.Japanese Rain Goggles was introduced by Two and A Half Men director indeed but don't you just get what it means? It means you can either do a Golden Rain or a Sperm Sprinkle without actually closing your eyes. The problem of people to understand and this server posting it is people are too afraid to admit what it actually means or play with a thought at all. Japanese were always very playful and sexually twisted. That is why Chuck Lorre used this "made up" combination !
by TokyoIsHere November 8, 2019
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by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019
Get the Japanese Rectum Torture mug.I pull up to the light and a Mustang revs at me, I let my Japanese war whistles scream and I dust him from the green light
by KingxxMari December 22, 2019
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As seminal fluid can sting the eyes, actors wishing to avoid the appearance of pink eye are advised to wear eye protection.
As seminal fluid can sting the eyes, actors wishing to avoid the appearance of pink eye are advised to wear eye protection.
"Oh Bruce, remember to pack some Japanese Rain goggles for the Hot Rods bukkake shoot tomorrow, 'cause we'll need you bright-eyed for your Army of Ass scene straight after".
by mechalurker May 18, 2019
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