by THE REAL COOP December 14, 2024
Get the Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw mug.Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.
Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!
Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.
Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.
by BerryrVA December 26, 2024
Get the Rusty Jaw Harp mug.A person who is currently living either on a reservation or in a trailer and is missing teeth and brain cells. They wear outfits and never change them nor do they wash only when they’re tank gets refilled or there chief wants to be more generous like gender equality. They all have the same interest in lumber industry.
Random person: I can’t see you im blind
Slack Jaw Yockle: oh don’t worry your not missing out on much my supplement of bannock bread hasn’t been delivered im looking very unlucky
Slack Jaw Yockle: oh don’t worry your not missing out on much my supplement of bannock bread hasn’t been delivered im looking very unlucky
by Michael Mirkly January 3, 2025
Get the Slack Jaw Yockle mug.An aggressive act where one individual intentionally interlocks their mouth into another person’s mouth and applies maximal biting force. Unlike a traditional kiss, which relies on gentle, consensual lip contact, Mongolian Jaw-Locking involves biting pressure with the intent of teeth being shattered that can cause discomfort or fucked up teeth.
I will Mongolian Jaw-Locking the homeless guy across the street, his teeth will be absolutely shattered.
by Mongal Man July 15, 2025
Get the Mongolian Jaw-Locking mug.by SeminoleKJ August 12, 2025
Get the Chaw Jaw mug.Bigger Jaws is the sequel to Jaws 3D, and is written by Peter Griffin. The story starts in the middle of the ocean where two fisherman are attacked by Jaws on their fishing boat, but after seeing an even bigger shark continently named “Bigger Jaws” they decide to team up with Jaws to take Bigger Jaws down. By the end Bigger Jaws is defeated by the fishermen and regular jaws with the power of character development, and the world rejoices that there won’t be anymore jaws movies.
by wordsarecooliguess823913 August 28, 2025
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