Pain and stiffness in the jaw muscles resulting from aggressively eating pussy for long periods of time. Acute crotch jaw follows which results in the jaw becoming temporarily misaligned due to muscle inflammation. Symptoms usually subside within 4 to 24 hours without medical treatment, depending on the severity of the condition and how hard you cleaned the canoe.
"I literally had to push my fucking chin back into place from the crotch jaw I got going down on that bitch. Jesus Christ."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
Get the crotch jawmug. by Str8up8up December 23, 2016
Get the high jawsmug. by slack-jawed yodel March 31, 2023
Get the slack-jawed yodelmug. by DontFuckingWorryBoutIt June 9, 2018
Get the hit me in my fucking jawmug. by Love light January 27, 2023
Get the Strong jawingmug. A forced laugh trying to make someone who told a bad joke not feel embarrassed. The jaw-cake makes the person who is forcing a laugh appear to have a delighted jawline as if eating cake.
My boyfriend said a jaw-cake to my family at the dinner table. It was a little odd because his jokes are usually funny.
by Hello? Is that you April 13, 2012
Get the Jaw-cakemug. When in online gaming, your or the enemy team does something incredibly stupid in the last minutes of a match, that it costs yours or the enemy team the victory.
by Shasol December 3, 2019
Get the snatching defeat from the jaws of victorymug.