jam strangler

jam is another name for seman and strangler comes from the action that the man does whilst mastubating like he is strangling someone hence jam strangler!

bob- fookin ell dave i had the best wank ever before it was lovely

Dave- your such a jam strangler!

bob fuck off!.............tit!

by mike April 9, 2004

Toe Jam

An insulting reference to someone affiliated with the University of Southern California (also known as the "University of Second Choice" or the "University of Spoiled Children." The mascot of the University is one Thomas the Trojan, also known as Tommy Trojan. Thomas is often prophylactically sheathed in plastic in order to protect him from his admirers at that fine cross-town academic institution, the University of California at Los Angeles.

Did you SEE those Toe Jams crying all over their Cardinal and Gold jammies after Stanford spanked them?

by fugitive September 30, 2004

fuck jam

lube such as KY jelly or similar. Like jam on bread, a little fuck jam can make the humping a bit more fun and interesting.

Honey, could you pass the bottle of fuck jam.

Oh, we're all out of KY jelly, looks like we'll have to swing by Harry's House of porn on the way home and pick up some fuck jam.

by Big Jim Powell February 17, 2009

dyke jams

Those annoying folky pro feminist tunes you usualy hear on shampoo commercials or easy rock radio stations.

No, I will not listen to your dyke jams. Leave me out of this

by mrvaughn January 22, 2008

jam tart

Young, slender, attractive female, usually travelling into the nightlife in packs.
Knowingly dressing for attention.

Look at that jam tart!

by andrew at home May 3, 2006

Jungle jam

Another word for rap... because it sounds like music you would here from "native" people.

That jungle jam sound primitive.

by Robjm April 30, 2010

Jam Pascual

A guy who's a total asshole who fucks his ex just for the fun of it and then leaves them in the dirt.

Girl: Why are you breaking up with me?
Jam Pascual: I already got what I want, bitch.

by disasteralreadymade June 29, 2011