IVAN

toi e gei

ivan e gei

by IBUYMOMSPUSSIES March 24, 2020

Ivan

Just a fkn cunt of person, also a lebron james wannabe

-Yo, you see Ivan overthere?
-Yeah, he's a cunt

by Fkn retard May 16, 2020

Ivan

That one russian kid in the xbox party who shouts all the time and never dies in call of duty.

"Shut up ivan you're to loud." "WHAT CYKA?"

by kingcatniko June 12, 2020

Ivan the ketbender

Iced bloke who can take ketshots like no other. While others get slayed after 5 shots of ket, Ivan the ketbender will praise the almighty by taking 10 at a time. Fueled by ketamine, he will instantly bend ket like no other after his session.

"Oh shit, Ivan the ketbender just took 50 shots of ket and started bending that shit."

"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."

by Geronimo the ketbender July 12, 2020

ivaneatspants

ivaneatspants is so fucking bad he is very annoying and sucks a lot and I hope he dies in a whole :)

ivaneatspants is so horrible and he sucks I hope he sucks pp and dies
Friend : ikr i hate him

by ivaneatspants October 23, 2020

ivan

A gay boythat playes fortnite he sits plays fortnite and rocket league all day and has sleep overs with Martin his duo is probably kartar

Ivan is a waker

by Ivanko October 30, 2020

Iohan

Iohan, is a wonderful funny man whos dedicated to his job and loves football. If you ever meet an Iohan Then make sure to NEVER let him go he is a "One Of A Kind" Guy.

If you ever mess with him he'll kick ass and will NOT Regret it one bit because he is HARDCORE.
His ex? Wow never even had a girlfriend he's too good for any girl.

He can smell bullshit from a mile away.

Girl:Wow he's so hot! Who is he?

Girl 2: He is the most hardcore boy he's, Iohan.

Girl:Wow his Girlfriend is SOOOOOO Lucky!

Girl 2:Dosent have one.

Girl:Im gonna try to hook up with him 😍

by XLovasX September 26, 2020