italian twinkie

When you bust your load into a 5 layer lasagna and serve it at dinner.

Bro that Italian Twinkie was a sweet treat at dinner

by Yuhboi1 February 6, 2019

fat italian

fat italian is portrayed as an immensely dumb, narcissistic, troublemaking ass

Did you see the war of the fat italians?

by The reall fat italian April 15, 2021

Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.

American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!

by UnGenio January 30, 2020

Frozen Italian

the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.

hey hunny you want to get out the “Frozen Italian” tonight?

by she got a rack doe August 6, 2021

Italian lawn

An Italian lawn is a yard full of cement

Maria’s our hosing her Italian lawn down again

by Yaasfag February 5, 2020

italian sniff

When you and your boss are in a sub/dom relationship, but the roles are reversed and the boss lets you “get one back”, usually involving unprecedented and potentially pain-inducing access to the genital region of the boss. The air exhaled by the boss when they realize it is a mistake is referred to as an Italian sniff.

When I imagine an Italian sniff, I think of Lukaku on his back using Conte's shaven beansack as a punching bag.

by ChelskiBad4Bidness December 11, 2020

Italian Showdown

A confrontation between two or more parties in which victory is achieved by killing the other party or parties.

Did you hear about Billy? He died in an Italian Showdown last night.

My father has several knife scars from an Italian Showdown he almost lost a few years ago.

by Mr. Fly White Guy December 13, 2017