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LinkedIn-Zoned

If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.
"How'd that application go Joe?"

"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".
by LinkedIn Guy January 28, 2020
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Jared zone

when you are way too deep in the friendzone. when u really thought she liked you.
bro jack got put in the jared zone by emily
by alextuc26 June 25, 2021
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Pound Zone

The act of F****** extremely hardcore in any spot imaginable while it isn't viewable to the world. The act of pleasing your partner in a sexual way.
Jonathan and his girlfriend, Clarissa went to the pound zone last night.
"This is definitely a good pound zone"- Clarissa
by Your F*** buddy July 7, 2019
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Glove Zone

Slang for Hands, used in a flexing way to bragged about your latest or current designer cops
five ring flex on my glove zone
by Daddy Lupin April 28, 2020
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Levi zone

The biggest level of simp achievable for man kind
"He has reached the levi zone"
by simplord420 March 25, 2020
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Ambiguity Zone

Like the friend zone, but even worse. You are in this zone when there is uncertainty as to what will happen (e.g. when you send a risky text to a girl and you are waiting for a response).
I was in the ambiguity zone for fourteen straight hours! It was hell! I hardly slept!
by Flyguy the Guy August 19, 2016
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Final Zone

Final zone (ie: sex aka bone zone) is the last sex you have with your partner after a breakup, usually a mutual agreement between both parties after a breakup that there will be one last fuck before parting ways
Bro, you won't believe what happened. Stacy and met up last Friday and had a final zone session-now I can finally close this chapter.
by Adub310 July 3, 2015
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