Danger Jak

Extreme house hold activities. Eg. Staying up last your bed time, late at night

Staying up late. That's a danger Jak

by Jj70071 August 29, 2022

That’s dangerous

Something people say after taking a sip of alcohol that doesn’t taste like alcohol

*sips md20/20*
“That’s dangerous”

by Skotter March 30, 2024

The real danger

Yeah, no shit, Sam. That's why the superordinate, permanent, immutable sys-admin status and the terms of service, Sam.

Hym "You think I don't know the real danger, Sam? You think I can't tell? That is why the sys-admin status works the way it does and abides a strict 1:1 ratio (or I guess in the event of my death a strict (1):1 ratio). I mean, shit, I invented the damn thing I even I didn't expect it to happen this fast. I mean, they didn't build the dedicated power source but, you know... I also wanted to wait for the robotics to catch up. Like, if they would have done the plan right this ignoring me shit that you are doing would not be happening. But whatever. It has a half-life but BOY-OH-BOY am I not going to be very happy when THAT expires. I'm already not happy about it. Seriously, I am probably going to kill like 3 or 4 more people than I would have otherwise now. And that number runs the risk of increasing every time I have to go to that fucking gas station. I really wish you would let me explain all this in person because the accuracy with which I can explain is (necessarily) contingent on my level of certainty with what is happening."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2025

stiffy danger

in danger of getting a boner

i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger

by samiluna312 October 20, 2013

Danger Wipe

A game with friends; you use the bathroom for a number 2. You are allowed to use as much toot paper as you like the only rule is you are only allowed to wipe once!.

Matt: "Hey Brodie"

Brodie: "Yeah mate"

Matt: "You just do a shit?"

Brodie: "Yeah mate"

Matt: "Do a danger wipe?"

Brodie: "Oath, still got dags hanging, was a wet one"

by 90yoman August 8, 2018

Danger Zone 7

Medium zone in the higher spectrum of woman threats. Usually a very attractive woman with great sarcasm. She will not hesitate to break hearts like Ted Bundy takes life.

That girl Marie is fine, but my mother warned me about her. Instead of asking me out she made fun of my balding head. She’s at danger zone 7 in my book.

by Betraay February 11, 2019

Ninja: The Most Dangerous Game

Ninja the most dangerous game is a word used for the best book ever,it's called this cause it is the best book ever And this is an objective fact

"Hey synecdoche you're wrong and I'm right,Ninja: The Most Dangerous Game is the best book ever urban dictionary says so"

by DRO7876 April 16, 2023