Sigma nr.1. A man with the worlds best mentality. He wakes up before Ashton Hall everyday, and runs a Death Valley Race every morning and evening. He games, chats and watch TV. He also plays football, and he's secretly CR7. He's also the best rizzler with 10000 aura points.
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A guy who looks like he just came from saadi town covered in curry, dripping litres of filthy nose oil from his huge overarching nose which looks like an angry birds beak. They are extremely short, with the average size of man boobs for a nutella addict. Packing the one inch defender also known as the urdu pincher. Always mindlessly scrolling on tiktok saving, liking and reposting every video, like its his j*b. They are very unusual and get called the unusual guy by everyone, even his mum. Are a fluent Urdu speaker but would never admit to it. Very afraid to "leave the nest". These guys are always scared of women. They are Muslim but don't follow any rules except eating pork.
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