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Hot Pocket

When you shove your balls in your rectum because they are cold.
Hey John, if your balls are cold, use your Hot Pocket!
by ClickHere4Segs September 15, 2025
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Hot Pocket

Having sexual intercourse with small rodents such as rats, hamsters or chihuahua's.
Would you like a Hot Pocket before bed?
by MeatWhackerSmacker March 7, 2025
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Honduran Hot Pocket

The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.
She was hungry so I took her out for a Honduran Hot Pocket
by MillerIsTheName September 13, 2023
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When you yell roll tide as you cum during a devils threesome
Justin L. just can’t cum unless it’s an Alabama hot pocket.
by TitsGritsnLit March 20, 2020
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Delaware Hot Pocket

The act of shitting into your hand, spreading it on your partner's armpits, and fucking the arm pit.
Devon gave your mom a Delaware Hot Pocket while on vacation! As if they weren't stinky enough.
by TismaticTard December 25, 2023
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Alabama Hot pocket

Shit in a woman’s pussy then fuck her
by S&Dsd July 17, 2023
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Floridian Hot Pocket

When a Pre-teen double teams on their cousin with their grandfather
Person 1: Bro did Slaying really do a Floridian Hot Pocket

Person 2: Yeah he dipped both hands
by Stelios987654321 October 23, 2022
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