Heaven

A place you go when daddy Jesus says your time is up

Time to go to Heaven *wink* *wink*

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

Snake eyes in Heaven

The low odds of achieving something that is very lucky and wanted, but unlikely (stems from term “snake eyes”, rolling two ones on a pair of dice)

She prayed for snake eyes in Heaven as the judges totaled her score.

by DarkMacademia March 29, 2021

heaven

Somewhere we will never be able to go. Can sometimes be seen when the sky is dark blue and there is a strange white light that is not the moon or sun. We have been locked out of heaven.

Lynn: We'll be able to go to heaven if we do good shit!
Kellyana: We were never chosen to go to heaven anyway, why the fuck would you say that?

by kittenbunny65 April 4, 2021

Heaven

A bunch of babes wanting to date you and undress infront of your eyes

Hey look at that he’s in heaven

by Toebyeus April 7, 2021

Heaven

A warm feeling you get when you hug a girl called Hamda.

Man, I've just hugged Hamda.

It felt like heaven.

by Hippopotamus kid April 18, 2021

Hot Rod to Heaven

Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven

"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven

by rankstorn September 3, 2013

dork heaven

Completely engrossed in your own nerdiness.

"Omg, did you hear about Magic: The Gathering – Duels of the Planeswalkers? I'm in total dork heaven right now."

by autumnbeware October 10, 2011