google myself

To masturbate

"I google myself all the time like when Angie is not in the mood or when I'm alone in a hotel."

by gtrimeshko January 25, 2018

Google the goods

To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.

Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning

by La Furia Latina July 19, 2016

Google It And Prove It

Google It And Prove It is a term used to ask someone to prove what they are saying is true Googling it.

Kevin: Did you know that pigs can fly in Africa
Timmy: No they cant!
Kevin: Google It And Prove It!

by Clap Clap Meme Review June 11, 2018

Google wizard

a word used to sarcastically say how how amazing it is you know how to use Google. mostly used after someone finally finds out something they have been searching for a long time and feels the need to tell you all about it.

person A: i finally found out what that movie quote was from

Person B: wow good job, you must be a Google wizard.

by manta965 June 28, 2011

Google Minute

The amount of time, in minutes, for a new web page to be found by google.

It took 120 google minutes for my website to be found.

by swerty August 24, 2009

map google

(n) an ancient cartographical scroll of parchment used in the olden days to find out where you are or how to get somewhere else. Popular with pirates, vikings and pompous british sailors.

(v) to use a paper map to find a place or directions to somewhere

Jerry: "Hey Mavis, do you recognise this place? Maybe I shouldn't have taken that last exit? ... Why are there so many cows?"

Mavis: "Oh, hang on a minute, darl. I'll put down my knitting and get out the map google."

by dalb0z February 25, 2011

got googled

A google network or software issue (Gmail, etc.) causing the user disruption.

Yo man!, I was trying to get that to you and I got googled.

by Zolenskify December 14, 2020