rocky mountain goat piss

Keystone Light or Coors Light beer.

I went to a FIJI party last night but all they had was rocky mountain goat piss, I was so pissed, at least give me some Bud!

by PhilZeller October 29, 2006

gator puss

a fat womans pussy that is so large it swallows everything up to the neck. it may have teeth if they brush responsibly!

she was so fat her gator puss swallowed my arm

by michael burnett johnson November 12, 2007

Mountain Goat

When two girls have sex with one dildo facing away from eachother.

Girl 1: Lets have sex tonight
Girl 2: Good..because i just bought a new dildo and i want to try it out mountain goating

by Kellllllllllllllllllls April 27, 2010

goat

Tucking back your balls and dick, then bending over thus resembling the back of a goat...according to the rules of the game, the person who looks gets 4 kicks in the ass. For more info. on the game, watch the movie "Waiting...".

The unexpecting person looked behind him to discover his friend posing the goat.

by nickky joe April 13, 2006

goat cheese

The little off-white colored chunks that come from the back of your throat and smell like shit or bad breathe concentrated twenty times. It has a consistency similar to cheese.

I was hawking a lougie and suddenly a piece of goat cheese came out of nowhere. It smelled like total shit.

by FlashpointGSX March 3, 2009

Goat Rope

As a farmer, tying up a goat leads to all kinds of problems. Goats will try to push the limits of the rope and somehow find a fence or rail to jump. They eventually tangle the rope and continue to try to jump obstacles until they literally hang themselves.

So it is any stupid action that leads one to get themselves or others into a no-win situation that could have been avoided.

Dad left the lid off the blender when making a "smoothie". Now we have to clean it off the walls before Mom gets home, what a goat rope.

by Talomir April 19, 2014

Goat Gravy

A man's pimp juice, often used to coat the face of unsuspecting young ladies.

She wasn't expecting me to shoot my goat gravy all up in her eye.

by big daddy koby November 11, 2003