Grenade Catcher

Some one who is hopelessly in love with someone else and knows that the other person doesnt love them back.

Bruno Mars would catch a grenade for her and he knows she wont do the same. He is a bonafied grenade Catcher

by zman3410 April 11, 2011

dissolutions of grandeur

The loss of all common since. To where someone thinks they are in a dominant position/person, won an argument, could do something if they wanted to when you know for a fact that they are wrong. Studies show that it is most common in women who, for some unknown reason believe that because we ignore them that they succeeded in winning the argument completely obliviant to the fact we don't want to hear their crap and ignore them, and will say anything to shut them up.

mary: your husband listens so well and doesn't even argue with you!

diane: yea, i had to let him know where he belongs in this relationship he understands now that i wear the pants

(side conversation)

brad: ha is this true man?

rod: hell no! the bitch is suffering from that dissolutions of grandeur again, i'll do anything to shut her up!

by lilr8716125 December 8, 2010

Granados

The son of a Mexican women.

Guy 1 "Hey I know that Granados kid."

Guy 2 "Yeah. His mom is Mexican."

by ImAwesome123 May 11, 2014

Grenade Alert

The sight of spotting a ugly girl in a group full of hotties the grenade is the one who get's no attention from the guys

Group of guys are in the club and spot four hot girls walking threw the door but notice a fifth chick with them one of the guys points at the girl and says look Grenade Alert

by Wild Stallion :3 January 7, 2011

Sock Grenade

A sock turned partially inside out to form a ball, that is then thrown in the manner of a grenade in the general direction of a target (usually someone you just want to annoy, not harm).

My sister was hogging the tv, so i threw a bunch of sock grenades at her. She was pissed!

by shit fizzles March 31, 2009

jovan granado

a fat ugly man and has no respect for his mom. he thinks he is funny and knows everything but has no friends. and gets 20 bucks a week and spends it on video games

jovan granado smells bad, never works out eats mcdonalds every day

by insulter October 23, 2014

Ariana Grande

Well Ariana Grande is... THE BEST PERSON YOU WILL MEET, TALENTED, CUTE, BEAUTIFUL, SHE CAN WALK IN HIGH HEELS, DEFENDER OF ANIMALS, SINGS LIKE AN ANGEL AND IS ONE OF THE BEST FEMALE ICONS. IN CONCLUSION, I LOVE HER ♡

-Who's Ariana Grande?

Me: Well Ariana Grande is my moonlight and... (Read the above)

by myriibutterfly November 12, 2020