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by Friday af April 21, 2017
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Black Friday

A special occurrence when pay day Friday, the first day of the month(for benefits) occur on the same day.
Welfare Checks and Pay Day on the same day? I'm not going to Wal-Mart this Black Friday!
by tractordealer August 4, 2014
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Friday Flop

The Friday Flop is like the finale of a bad reality TV show. You've made it through the week, but now you're drained and your brain is checked out. It's as if your neurons have started planning their weekend activities, and you're left with little motivation to do any work. So, you end up flopping around like a fish out of water, hoping for the sweet release of the weekend.
Example 1.

Kim: Is Amanda okay today? She hasn't gotten back to me yet.
Gina: Yeah she's okay, she's just experiencing a severe case of the Friday Flops

Example 2.

Amanda: You seem off today, what's happening?
Gina: It's Friday Flop, my brain just feels like it's on strike. Send help -
by PBURGERS2013 April 21, 2023
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footjob Friday

On Friday, September 8th. You may receive a footjob from your significant other any time and any place
Hey bro, you ready for footjob Friday?”
Hell yeah!”
by notskyler September 4, 2023
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friday scaries

A term used exclusively by the homosexual community to describe the Friday after a long week of being very gay.
“Wow Julio, after going to Milan and getting buttfucked for five days straight the Friday scaries are starting to set in”

Damn dude it’s saturday and you still have the Friday scaries leaking out of you”
by Verygayverybrandon September 27, 2019
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Riv Friday

Riv Friday is the phenoma which occurs when it is Friday in New Zealand and Australia yet remains Thursday for the rest of the world. Thus, granting those other timezones two Fridays each week
by Own_thing February 17, 2022
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friday five

A blogging meme used to fill up space in someone's livejournal, personal website, xanga, etc...

Who the fuck actually bothers to read this shit anyway?
omg the friday five lolz
1. what is your favorite color?
2. how old are you?
3. What did you eat for breakfast?
4. what color was the last shit you took?
5. you are a fucking asshat? y/y?
by shake n bake !!!!111 August 7, 2006
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