Fortnite

A way to stay a virgin for life

He plays Fortnite. What a virgin

by TheSenate66 May 10, 2019

Fortnite

The #1 most effective Birth Control option. More effective than condomsand pills combined.

boy: "hey baby, did you see my fortnite win i posted on my snap?"

girl: "ew im breaking up with you!"

by HadToGooglePsuedonym November 4, 2018

Fortnite

A game played by people who don’t have the skill to play PUBG. Most people in this game don’t use their weapons, but actually just build walls and forts to win. Nobody would play if it weren’t free.

Guy 1: hey, you wanna play some PUBG?
Guy 2: nah, that game is too hard and you can’t build, fortnite is better
Guy 1: oh, so you’re gay?

by Fr3nchy Fries May 6, 2018

Fortnite

A game that no one fucking shuts up about

Person 1: "Are you playing Fortnite?"
Person 2:"No. Im playing pubg."
Person 1:"Play Fortnite then"
Person 2:"(sigh) ReEeEeEeEeE

by TheDefault January 15, 2019

Fortnite

Where dumb boys play when there trying to stay happy without actually doing shit

Me:baby can you please come over I haven't seen you in 6 days!

Boy:I'm playing Fortnite right now

Me:wtf get off fortday or whatever that shit game is called

Boy: it's FORTNITE dumbass..

Me: (hangs up)

Me:(blocks)

by Taylorenglen June 6, 2018

Fortnite

the only way to regain your virginity and lose your girlfriend in one day

i played fortnite and regained my virginity

by Derp lion July 5, 2018

Fortnite

1. 14 days

2. A terrible Epic Games game made to destroy parent credit cards.

“Ill be over in a fortnite”

“Fortnite is trash”

by Nah Thee September 29, 2018