Flat Tire

Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.

I was getting the best pit stop from this girl when she accidentally gave me a flat tire.

by TheMasterOfBates May 6, 2011

flat

bad; boring; dull; opposite of steep

Homework is so flat!

by Eileen March 14, 2003

Flat Peak

A chav hat where the peak has to be completely flat, otherwise the chav will "Merk" you if you bend it. The sticker of "New Era" is often left on most of them, if not all of them.

Chav 1: Nah mate, check dat flat peak!
Chav 2: Man dats nuthin, I've got an NY one at home.

by Baggaz January 9, 2009

flat

British a bunch of rooms on one floor - a single-story building. It is commonly confused with "flat," meaning apartment.

i live in a flat, but not an apartment.

by I belie definitions September 9, 2006

flat tire

Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.

You Have a flat tire.

by misterissues June 11, 2009

flat back beaver tail

A woman usually white or asian who has little or no back side

"Man I need a gurl wit a boot I cant have no flat back beaver tail brawd."

by Kwelityhiphop November 30, 2005

wet birds don't fly at night

A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.

Two guys come out of a pub:

1st Guy: "Lets burn some rubber in da drag races man while its dark! No coppers!"

2nd Guy:"Wet birds don't fly at night... remember that man..."

by Gdogs McC & Natablanca D January 13, 2006