Fresh Off The Fence

A person who has been recently released from prison.

Man, it is too soon for you to fall in love. You are fresh off the fence.

by Vampyre318 December 20, 2015

Tickled My Fenders

When a girl farts and the gas bubble travels up the front side and is squeezed through the Labia, the girl says "that one tickled my fenders"!

That fart just tickled my fenders.

by Taddeipole March 15, 2016

Mow the fence

A phrase that means absolutely nothing but was designed to confuse females

Laura would like to know what it means to mow the fence

by Fencemower October 23, 2016

Department of The-fence

The seemingly only government department that matters now. Plus the soldiers being forced to leave their incredibly important work to be twisted into situations where our best leaders are leaving over a fence with no meaning.

After the last general and then secretaries in the cabinet have been literally forced out of doing their jobs to focus upon a border fence. The only meaningful job must be at the Department of The-fence!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 26, 2018

Fixing the fence

A euphemism for licking out the taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge.

Oh man, she properly went about fixing the fence last night. She'll be picking hairs out of her teeth for weeks!

by Grablar Grundle April 12, 2020

Cockaroach-Killer Fence Climber

South-American inspired pointed-toe cowboy boots specially designed to kill cornered cockaroaches and then quickly climb a chain-link fence to freedom.

Jose is so lucky. His wife gave him a pair of Cockaroach-Killer Fence Climbers on Cinco-de-Mayo. Go Jose Go!!

by Big D Rock July 4, 2020

Hopped the fence

Old fashioned way of saying some has cheated on their spouse/partner.

Person 1: I hear Susie hopped the fence on Jake.

Person 2: Well that explains why the baby looks nothing like him.

by Summer Birdsong September 3, 2021