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Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.
by Punky K January 21, 2024
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Fu

When something is Fake.
Nah My boy You Fu 😤 or You Fu

Slang For the Word Is Fugazi, FuFu, Fufulele (Pronounced FuuFuuLayLay).
by ThatGuyWho’sFly October 7, 2021
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forget-fu

(noun)
the art of fighting in order to make someone forget things
(Person 1 breaks a vase)
Person 2: Hey, I just bought that! You're gonna have to pay for --
(ninja ghosts emanate out of vase and surround them)
Person 1: Think fast!
(crazy and comedic fight sequence of forget-fu commences)
Person 2: Man, we make a good team. What was I talking about?
Person 1: We were about to ... leave. Churros?
Person 2: Sure thing, dude.

(Not to be confused with the Freudian slip forgetfu).
by projetpack May 25, 2013
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Sofa-fu

Sofa-fu is a self-defense mechanism that is learnt by vigorously beating your sofa. Punches, Kicks or anything but with a sofa you can destroy all
Man, I'm gonna destroy Orange in a sofa-fu battle
by syrupapple May 23, 2019
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MAGA Gun Fu Fighter

A Typical Proud Boy more like Poor Boys going apeshit and acting like a "Chuck Norris" but, Doesn't have the balls to admit that Joe Biden won 2020. An Average Trump Supporter with Semi-Automatic Weapons, going downtown and shit and watch Donald Trump get his ass handed while getting a Free Blowjob and his Big Mac that he has left outside the D.C. Fridge for a week while watching "TMNT" on his 4K Television.
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.

There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.

Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.

There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
by Arika Cho cho Butterface November 14, 2020
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Rie Fu

Japanese Singer best known for her songs Life Is Like A Boat and I Wanna Go To A Place...
Rie Fu has a beautiful voice. I could listen to her all day
by UltimateDoge March 14, 2023
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Fus

Fus
by Alexander der bigger November 22, 2023
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