French people are the hairiest creatures alive. Although they have pretty decent accents they still look like a gorilla and they're fluent language is Wookie. After oiling up their body they shove steamy baguettes up their asses and go for a bike ride. They will never top me to I the frenchiest fry.
by KatLovesDanAndPhil December 11, 2016
Get the French peoplemug. by French Montana fan February 27, 2014
Get the French montanamug. A simple concoction of bread, eggs, and milk. Dates back as far as Medieval Times.
It's also some how magically related to Asians.
It's also some how magically related to Asians.
by YourAdopted November 30, 2011
Get the French Toastmug. n. Somewhere in the vicinity of 30 hours over 4 days in a given period between Monday and Friday, excluding, of course, the period between June 1 and and August 31 where they're all on strike for some non-reason or another.
Jack (on a Thursday at about 3:00PM): Well, I put in a solid French workweek so now I'm going to drink a bottle of wine, eat some cheese, and smoke a pack of cigarettes with my steak and fries. If only I had a stupid hat and smelled bad I could truly be French!
by Call Me Ishmael December 9, 2008
Get the French workweekmug. A sexual move where one person starts to take a crap and a second person immediately shoves his dick or a dildo in the first person's ass to press the shit back in.
At the party she felt a turd poking out, so she asked me to follow her into the bathroom and give her a French press. Unfortunately she skooked in her panties later.
by Doctor Shakalu June 24, 2008
Get the French pressmug. Going AWOL, Desertion, etc.
"Zut alors! Où sont les militaires allés?"
"Ils ont pris, comme les Anglais disent, <<French Leave>>, quand ils ont entendu les gun-shots!"
"Hmm, comme d'habitude!" (Shrug of gallic insouciance).
"Ils ont pris, comme les Anglais disent, <<French Leave>>, quand ils ont entendu les gun-shots!"
"Hmm, comme d'habitude!" (Shrug of gallic insouciance).
by Dr Pinch September 15, 2004
Get the French leavemug. Someone with a good sense of humour, an incredible talent for understanding. Usually speaks two or more languages.
He has to make people understand that French is important and it is not an assault against the ROC.
He has to make people understand that French is important and it is not an assault against the ROC.
by Maevane March 5, 2011
Get the French-Canadianmug.