Five hole

A synonym for the word "asshole" and usually used when speaking about anal sex. The origin comes from hockey. There are five holes that one can score a goal through. Two between the head and both arms and two between the arms and legs. The last one is between the legs. Although typically used by sports fans, the term "five hole" is spreading in popularity.

Dude, that chick takes it in the five hole.

by The Sandwich Maker September 9, 2010

five finger assault

Getting it on with your right hand (masterbating)

I was sitting at home, watching golden girls, and decided to giv'r the five finger assault.

by andyBOB September 26, 2005

Five Guys

The burger chain whose name is based on the fact that you produce as much poop as five guys after consuming their hamburgers.

Man I ate Five Guys the other day, and for a whole day afterwards I shit as much as five guys.

by pj9988 May 28, 2009

five footer

a nasty ass bitch, who is five feet tall, and enjoys giving sloppy blowjobs in bathrooms, as well as other various sexual activities with anything that moves, including pickle tickling nerds in public places.

friend:
"don't tell me you fucked five footer again last night."
response:
"hey, i was mo high/drunk... and I made her call me Santa"

by Ben Galbraith January 9, 2006

five by five

a term used in the military to say everything is in order. another way of saying squared away or ship shape.

"Is everything in order?"
"Everything is five by five"

by rickysayshi January 1, 2009

five-head

The original definition from the late 1980's characterizes those late teen-age and early twenty-something males with a prematurely rising/receding hairline.

Dude, what happened to you last summer? You went from a forehead to a five-head.

Huh?

Your hairline is receding...you look thirty.

by rockstar1 May 19, 2009

five mile smile

A method used by London gangsters to scar up their victims. A cut is made at the edge of both sides of the mouth then the victim is kicked in the groin very hard. As he screams the flesh on both cheeks are ripped apart leaving terrible scaring.

I wish some would give George W Bush a five mile smile.

by Black Flag February 10, 2004