Modern Family

Pronounced; Mod-ern fam-a-lee
An Amazing Television show called “Modern Family”. This show has 11 deferent seasons, and 251 deferent episodes. This show averages of 88% or more Rotten Tomatoes per season, and is a Fan Favorite world wide.
Person 1: Have you watched modern family?
Person 2: No, never heard of it.
Person 1: Go die in a fire.
by Ily DemiDevil December 23, 2021
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this is a family show!

or is it....😏
harry: "This is a family show! or is ittttttt???" oF cOuRsE iT iS
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What the family!

What Bart Simpson says. I guess he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet. He is so cool and smart.
Homer: Bart give me a beer.
Bart: What the family.
by Al June 20, 2005
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Family Guy

The animated comedy that was largely looked over for its first few seasons and eventually cancelled. During its cancellization the show was distributed to various other channels by fox. From there the show was popularized through word of mouth in high schools throughout America. In 2005 the show was "uncancelled."
1.Man sure sucks that family guy got cancelled, I was one of the only ten people that watched it the first time.
2.Wow Bob! thanks for telling me about Family Guy, it sure is a great show. (one week later) Crap sucks the show got cancelled.
by DrJ May 30, 2005
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Nucular Family

Basic family model with no liberal values.
No wonder John supports waterboarding, he grew up in a nucular family
by Vakhortazar July 21, 2009
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family with benefits

Similar to friends with benefits, a family with benefits is a group of friends that are close enough to be called a family and have a relationship characterized by random hookups between many/all of the members. The relationship is fucked up, but it works... somehow.
"Did you hear Mary slept with Paul and Rob last weekend?"

"Damn, that girl is definitely bringing this family with benefits closer together!"
by robertoblanco August 19, 2011
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Family Guy

Family Guy is an animated TV show created by Seth MacFarlane in 1999. It was then cancelled in 2002, but production then began soon after huge DVD sales kicked in.

Relies on pop culture and flashbacks to various points in history or geography, involving the characters and their hilarious outcomes.

Recently attacked by the creators of South Park, where the writers of Family Guy turned out to be manatees that would take a ball from their tank and put it in a small pile to form an episode.

Although, the episode was completely pointless, because we all know Family Guy’s writing isn’t that great, except for maybe the first 3 seasons as the jokes weren’t as random and were actually interconnected to the story.

Ever since the South Park episodes “Cartoon Wars”, every South Park fuck has jumped on the bandwagon and hated Family Guy. But what they don’t realize is that if you base a cartoon on total randomness and pop culture, you NEVER run out of material.

The South Park boys wish they had the amount of Family Guy’s audience, too bad.

Who the hell cares whether or not the show has a point? I don’t give a flying fuck, I want to laugh, and when I do, I watch Family Guy.

The exact reason why The Simpsons isn’t funny anymore, if their show was based off pop culture, you’d have never ending material.
South Park joke: Kid crawling up ladies vagina
Audience: lol?
Family Guy joke: Like that time I forgot how to sit down
Audience: OMG HE TACKLED THE CHAIR.
by Sheep Licker July 16, 2006
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