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Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.
Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.
by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019
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Tampax Express

The exclusively female equivalent of a human centipede, where instead of being linked via genital penetration, but where the hand of the partner behind said female links to them by holding onto the tampon string of the female in front of them
Let your imagination run wild it’s a Tampax Express
by Siriusly?#harrypotterlover:) September 2, 2019
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Polar express

When you dip your dick in cocaine and bang a girl
Man, I totally gave Ana-Lee a Polar Express last night
by BeardlessBeard66 December 31, 2019
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Catalina Express

The Catalina Express Is a large yacht that stores around a hundred seats and it sells to the Catalina Island dock inside you can purchase commissary on your trip if you do not like sitting inside there's chairs outside of the lower deck as well as the top dick it's just a hour ride injoy lovercove
Let's all take a trip to the island of Catalina well were gunna have to use the catalina Express
by Kiso_1190738 May 14, 2020
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winter express

You hear of winter express they are number 1 na
by MR.67 December 3, 2020
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Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
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Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
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