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Small Dick Energy

When refer someone to having Small Dick Energy they are talking garbage in the mic, or griefing in a video game
Small Dick Energized person: hahaha I'm so fucking bad at this game and going to just destroy for everybody else hahaha.
Normal humanbeing: I feel some Small Dick Energy in this server
Small Dick Energized person: NO, I dont have a small penis my mom says 1.4 inches erect is large!
by 51231 March 30, 2021
mugGet the Small Dick Energymug.

Big Sandwich Energy

The top tier on the scale of Wifey-material-ness.

Also: Female Equivalent of “Big Dick Energy
Justin: “Bro she was cleaning up after everyone left the party! Wasn’t even her party”

Enzo: “Bro! That’s big sandwich energy”
by Lmao4x April 30, 2021
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big zaddy energy

When a nigga is feeling his self because his dick is big and he fucked a lot of people
Jay was walking in the hall like he has that big zaddy energy
by Saytrucedabratꨄ August 11, 2021
mugGet the big zaddy energymug.

Dry Dick Energy

An upgraded version of small dick energy.

Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.

If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.

But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.

(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
(Girl posts sexy pic on social media)

Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.

Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.

Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
by Some random person, idfk August 12, 2023
mugGet the Dry Dick Energymug.

small dick energy

jk your boyfriend doesn't have small dick energy

cause you don't have a boyfriend
by Yruey March 20, 2023
mugGet the small dick energymug.

blue line energy

Similar to crack head energy, gives you an uneasy feeling as if you had encountered them on the last train downtown
"Did you see that chick arguing with a orange!"
"Yeah she had strong blue line energy!"
by Alternate name December 20, 2019
mugGet the blue line energymug.

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