pink elephant trunk

Prolapsed rectum.

by Prae March 24, 2003

saw the elephant

(like in the circus) saw the main attraction, now (one) can go home

"maria, this museum sucks. we saw the elephant. let's book."

by lauren August 30, 2003

the pink elephant in the room

you swear it exists or has existed at one point in time, but no one else believes it or have seen it

we never talk about it...it's like the pink elephant in the room

by reecer August 3, 2004

elephant boner

The act of placing either of your elbows forward while using your free arm for support, and running full speed into another person's back, preferably above their ass (No one wants ass on their arms). Remember to add insult to injury by shouting, "Elephant boner!" when the deed is done.

Not suspecting a thing, Ted willingly turned his back on Greg, only to be rewarded with a stern elephant boner to the kidney.
Greg: ELEPHANT BONER! HAAA ha ha ha haaa!!!

by Grossenschwaum February 14, 2006

elephante'

large fat rolls on a obese persons back.

look at that mad elephante' hanging over her bra!

by al May 28, 2003

Elephant Sneeze

The act of corking ones pork sword right before you cum causing it to build up and sneeze all the hot man milk in one giant triumphant explosion.

I covered her face with a hot steamy elephant sneeze.

by Filthy Pele February 1, 2009

elephant never forgets

Joke term used when someone remebers something very well that they would not be expected to.

MRX:"I'm now fucking your sister"

MRD: Didn't you say she was a frigid lesbian bitch once? Someone who you wouldn't ever sleep with unless you suddenly wanted to get an std?

MRG: I remember him saying that-how did you remember- i thought we were all drunk

MRD: An elephant never forgets.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004